Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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