You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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