So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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