I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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