i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I forget how to act sober
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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