I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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