I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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