Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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