i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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