so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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