Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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