my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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