How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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