dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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