Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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