My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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