Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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