Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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