"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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