My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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