as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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