It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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