Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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