So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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