I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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