I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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