you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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