dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
tell me about the fingering
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