it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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