sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think your dad took our porno
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
