He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I love you. Go after that dick
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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