Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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