4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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