This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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