take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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