I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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