did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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