Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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