I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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