And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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