i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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