we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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