She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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