Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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