They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
that may or may not have been my penis.
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