I think my fart just growled at me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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