yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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