My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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