? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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