perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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