ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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